planet bork

It's the planet for all the 900 million doggos. And today, we take a closer look at shiba inus, also known as shines. shiba inus were originally bred for hunting. But they have turned out to be more suitable for memes. They obtained a high variety of sounds to communicate with other doggos and hoomans. But there is one shine that mastered all of them. Her name is Maruko and she's 7 years old. We were lucky to find Maruko in her natural habitat. A truly fascinating individual! Researches show that she is clearly obsessed with bepis. She ignores the recommended daily dose of 100 ml a day and often consumes several litres in few hours. We look forward to understand this shibe's behaviour in the future.

NASA just drank some spront and located the planet bork!

by Sprontislife April 28, 2019

eevee.bork

Eevee.Bork is a record-breaking Petfluencer that has wowed the TikTok community with her amazing Cuteness and Skills! Her owners exploit her cuteness via the internet, but nobody minds when the dog is so cute!

Hey, my favourite TikToker is Eevee.bork, what about you?
I don’t have TiTok

You’re missing out man.

by Just_a_collector_1944 August 23, 2021

Bork

A noise that a clumsy or idiotic-looking dog makes instead of "bark"

"Primed and ready to bork"

"BOORK" "woah you gave me a frighten

by Galaxy.boy May 16, 2016

borkled

when something (through fault of one's self or others) becomes broken through misuse, it is borkled...

"Hey Phil, whats the deal with the xbox?"

"Oh Lachlan Borkled it... its borkled"

by themormansound January 4, 2009

Bjored

Being so bored that you mispell bored...on purpose...

I am so bjored...

by Dirzain June 21, 2004

blork

(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter

2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme

(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter

NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.

(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.

The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?

(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.

(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!

by Maeva Block May 24, 2018

borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004