Birds in a pahn 

A colloquial phrase for ‘it is what it is’. When nothing can be done about a particular situation and there is no need to dwell on it. One just has to live with the issue and move on.

Guy 1: smashes a bottle of vodka

Guy 2: ‘birds in a pahn’

Birds in a pahn by LittleFA September 15, 2019

Birds of The Bagel 

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

Birds of The Bagel by [Worries] January 22, 2020

Birds of color

When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.

Don't shoot the birds of color, dove only!

Birds of color by anonymous September 7, 2020

Birds Are Robots 

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

Birds Are Robots by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Birds Nest 

When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.

In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .

Birds Nest by PringleHULK May 20, 2022

Birds with broken wings

A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.

Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.

Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.

Birds with broken wings by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022

Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks 

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.

You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.

Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks by Touch Prada April 11, 2024