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confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay
He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson
by jawnlocked March 6, 2017
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Baby Bachelor Party

A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.
My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...
by Freeslouz April 13, 2011
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bachelor nap

After a night of partying (preferably with women) when one tries to catch a few hours of shuteye.
TeeCiez: Shit, I have three hours til work!

ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.
by Vegas Bagels August 2, 2009
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Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.
"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"
by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012
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Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.
Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
by Breebree32 August 6, 2013
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bitchelous

someone of male or female gender who's always jealous or hating on you.
by cbhy December 21, 2017
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Bachelor Bucket List

Various things to do before you kill your bachlerhood and settle down.
Man1: I wanna go on a vacation by myself and have a bunch of 1 night stands.

Man2: Well add that to your Bachelor Bucket List.
by Tobeezy January 4, 2019
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