wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

jordan betts

child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16

hey ur pretty cute, don’t tell ranpy boys xo from jordan betts xx

by jordan betts April 12, 2020

Spite betting

1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.

Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.

Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.

by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

Allegra Di Battista

One of the prettiest young tiktokers and robloxians you will ever see.

"Allegra Di Battista is so smart and pretty!"

by unknown person 1001 May 26, 2021

bettystown

its the name of a ghetto on the irish east coast where shit goes down .

commonly reffered to as "btown"

*t'sup pal you out in btown later?*
*its called bettystown*
*Ghetto*

by hiphoplondon July 17, 2015

Bettie

A name commonly found in 1940 has adapted to describe women, many who's attire fits the pin up era are seen as a classic housewife, but have secret desires and kinks (and are generally the dominant in the bedroom)

She acts all sweet but she's a Bettie in the bedroom

by Billyninedothscienceboi July 25, 2017