Bettisi 

A breed of people that resemble a cult. There are seven of them, and their last name is Bettis. Bettisi is what they are when they are all together. Since seven is the number of completion, anything weird or strange or crazy that they attempt to do on their own will not work without the power of the Seven. It will be viewed as simply weird or odd, and not Bettisi. Of course, people outside of the Seven normally think that anything the Bettisi do is weird or strange. Only a true Bettisi recognizes another Bettisi.

One of the Seven: I tried to talk with a British accent in public today, but then I realized I wasn't with the Seven and that's why I couldn't do it.
Another Bettisi: That's what you get! No worries, we'll have a seance later in the pool at three in the morning to make up for it. I'll bring candles!

Bettisi by Bettisi1 May 25, 2011

Beetising Off 

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

Beetising Off by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Jerome Bettis 

Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL

Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.

Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.

Jerome Bettis by SteelerJav May 28, 2006

bettis 

A word that describes being cheated out or something. Can mean to cheat somebody or to be cheated. Can also mean to do very well in something.
Orginated from the term "betty" which basically means the same thing. Betty came from the movie Kung Pow.

1. That guy was being so bettis, he wouldn't pay me back my $10.

2. I bettised him up in basketball, i beat him 10 games to 1.

bettis by Goteki May 2, 2004

bettis 

Derived from the infamous character of Kung Pao Bettie.

Most directly related to being deceived or deceiving someone.

Bettis takes any form, adjective, noun, or verb.

n. That bettis stole my cheese.

adj. Her bettis ass talked behind my back.

verb. I bettised him up so badly in basketball yesterday.

Statement. "Kid:Yo we got a test tommorow and the teacher just told us today.
You: Bettis"

bettis by fut May 3, 2004

Bettis 

Originated from Jerome Bettis of the Pittsburgh Steelers, because back in the day the Steelers would do all the hard work on a drive down to the 1 yard line and then put Jerome Bettis in to pound in a touchdown and then reap the reward afterwards when all he did was use his weight to jam in a yard! It was ridiculous. So a Bettis is a term used in the following ways:

1) Someone does all the dirty work and then you come in and finish it up to claim all the responsibility

2) You do all the dirty work and then someone else comes in and claims all of the responsibility.

This term was developed by my roommates and I while playing the game Halo 3. Someone would just abut kill someone and then someone else got the kill instead. Below are some examples of how this term is used.

1) Oh what the hell was that! You bettised me man! What a bettis!

2) Haha, I definitely Bettised you there man.

3) That was definitely a Jerome Bettis there!

Bettis by JackBauersAce January 3, 2008

Jarome Bettis 

AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.

He was literally the best running back ever.

Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!

Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.

Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...

Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*

Jarome Bettis by insta_lvke98 April 22, 2016