ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

Beastin

When danyul Collins be suckin his brothers dick

Damn danny, you really beastin right now

by Artie the 5th January 15, 2019

the devil is beating his wife

Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)

by truejim October 28, 2011

Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.

Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.

by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009

Blasting For Gold

The act of nutting up a girls nostril when she is performing the act of felatio.

Tonya: God ever since I went blasting for gold my sinuses have been acting up
Steve: Yea sorry about that...(not)

by jdom1234 February 10, 2008

beastin' it

when someone or a group of people do exceptionally well at something

Joe: Did you see the football team last night? They beat the Crusaders 45-0!!
Bob: Yeah, they were really beastin' it!!

by BHwkn2a March 12, 2009