full batshit

the now-reigning highest level of crazy

The Stable Genius went full batshit last night with his latest rage-tweet, this one about Jack tagging his lies as... drum roll... lies!

by hodags1966 May 29, 2020

batsu

batsu is the japanese word for Punishment.

batsu is the japanese word for Punishment.

by Tamaka-kun June 1, 2009

batshit fucking insane

The hyperbolic end of insanity.

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.

by spiraling February 14, 2005

batsoup crazy

The superlative form for batshit crazy which is denoting the absolute worst that could happen, or the worst state someone or something could be in.

Friend : " Bro. 2012 was when the Mayans predicted the world would end, sure it didn't... But have we ever felt alive since?"

Me: "The Mayans were just dyslexic. From how batsoup crazy 2020 is, I think they meant the world would end in 2021"

by Pyritejet March 25, 2020

batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.

You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.

by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023

batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."

by theteller November 2, 2008

batsexual

A deep love of Batman, and those that also love Batman.

Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.

Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.

1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.

2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.

by alexandralto August 18, 2011