Innocent Barstandercize

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.

That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.

by strjock81 June 6, 2011

Budtender

A Barista that can't pass a drug test.

Someone that works at a medical marijuana store selling buds

"He's too retarded to get a job, so he works as a Budtender"

by OC Stoner April 7, 2010

Baelender

Baelender - To want to personally grind the booty of said person.

Baelender is a mixture of both bae and blender and is to be used in a good and fashionable manner.

Sydney - "You're a Baelender 😍"
John - "No you!"

by PillsburyF Fuckboy January 3, 2015

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

battended

To be taken advantage of by a homosexual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.

"Something doesn't feel right - oh shit i think I've been BATTENDED!!"

"I was so out of it last night I could've been BATTENDED and not notice!"

by Robyn & Rachel March 17, 2005

Balltender

The position or job one assumes when cooking meatballs which constantly need to be watched during the cooking process

Dude, I can't chat with you on facebook anymore. I'm busy being a balltender right now.

by dbldckr October 21, 2010