Brownover

The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.

Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.

by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013

brown pinocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

Brown Eye Assassin

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

joey browners

French fries that have been overcooked, usually left in the fryer too long and/or sat under a heat lamp for too long.

Katie had to ask the waitress for new fries because she had received joey browners.

by Jack M. W. February 4, 2007

cut some brownies

Poop.

Grandma: I need to go to the powder room to cut some brownies.

Grandson: Huh?

by 1985cyclone May 26, 2010

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

BROWN LEG

n. 1. a euphemism which means a dark-skinned woman. 2. a black or latina female. 3. a synecdoche denoting an olive-skinned woman of African, Mediterrenean, or Hispanic descent.
Syn. brown ass; brown sugar.
Ant. white meat; hick chick.

Chachi: "Yvette was asking about you."
Nickarosi: "Uh-hunh. Nothing like a piece of brown leg."
Chachi: "So they say."
Nickarosi: "Boy, you best quit."

by Nickarossi June 29, 2007