18th Amendment

The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.

Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.

by piro May 18, 2003

Bizznatch Ammendment #1:The BIATCH Limit

The First Ammendment of Da Bizznatches, which implies that the word "BIATCH" which is derived from the word "Bitch" this ammendment has been placed due to Nano using it TOO MUCH

BIATCH, BIATCH, BIATCH....Okay time to use the Bizznatch Ammendment #1: The Biatch Limit

by Captain Bizznatch March 23, 2003

Azenda

-You use this term when you are being sarcastic.
-When you say this word, you mean the total opposite of what you say/said.
-Usually said right at the end of a sentence.

A guy sees another guy that sucks at rugby,
(being sarcastic),
"yow, your real good at rugby.....AZENDA!"

by P.B.K September 9, 2009

amendum

An addendum (an added statement at the end of a document) that is at the same time and amendment (a change to a document. More specifically something added at the end of an email or text that fixes or clarifies an earlier statement.

Rob: Michael is a twat.
Mike: No I'm not
Rob: I'm just kidding. Please except my amendum... Michael is a huge twat.

by robbitybob June 7, 2022

Bernadette Almendra

Some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television

My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store

by Ninja assassin February 4, 2010

14th Amendment

Specifically prevents

a) age, race gender discrimination when receiving government services in the US

b) critical race theory from being considered constitutional

Under the 14th Amendment it was, is and will forever be unconstitutional to use bipoc criteria and critical race theory in determining who, in what order, and under what conditions, receives medical services in the United States.

by Sexydimma April 2, 2021

2nd amendment

If you need and don't have it, you better start singing a different tune.

The 2nd amendment should be repealed in America, until major social unrest occurs, and we need it again.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022