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Animalism

Communism, but with animals.
The original commandments are:
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.
Old Major is the founder of animalism
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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Animal crossing

The game that sounds boring and your friends will say its boring until they play it for 0.02 second and they go down to game stop to buy it. You are also in debt to a raccoon named TOM NOOK, who is nice but a devil inside with no social impact on justice or bells, the currency of the game. there is also film, and it is called Dobutso No Mori, ( aka animal forest.)
Animal Crossing is a great (and HIGHLEY addictive) game.
by RandomCrazyWeirdo October 29, 2020
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animal jam mating

When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.
A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty 💀 Imagine doing animal jam mating
by brecki October 20, 2022
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might animal

Maybe a night animal. Someone who is awake until deep in the night, or all night long, but only on certain days. Usually, this counts for weekdays only.
Are you a might animal?
Ever since that wild holiday, i turned into a might animal.
Since a few weeks, i have this might animal thing going on, so i sleep a few hours in the afternoon.
by Alejandro del Fuego November 14, 2006
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Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007
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Bathroom Animal

A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This individual often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their natural habitat. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts believe that some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.
Jesus.....we're going to be 30 minutes late for the event and I really have to use the toilet. I can't wait for that bathroom animal to finish up!
by Kmann March 14, 2015
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fucking animal

A person that decides to take a shit when another person is brushing his teeth.
My SO is a fucking animal!
by captaingor July 24, 2017
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