Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

Autonepiophilia

A suuuper weird sexual fetish that involves pretending to regress to an infant-like state and copulating with someone whilst acting like an infant.

Person 1: Dude, i think i might have caught some Autonepiophilia.

Person 2: I can't be associated with you any more.

Person 1: Understandable, have a nice day.

by Pleasemakethevoicesstop September 11, 2018

Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

by Paddy Kenny April 13, 2008

Auston

Auston is an amazing guy wholoves to be around his girlfriend. He has dark blond hair and rock hard abs. His eye color may very, but their most likely hazel. His personality is magnetic, and everyone wants to be his friend. Although he is very sweet, he can be a little protective sometimes. He is the reason girls are always on Instagram, but then they see pictures of his girlfriend, and then his abs. He will probably have a Youtube channel that he streams on, and he is amazing at video games(Fortnite).

Teacher "Why are you on your phone?"
ME ~shows Auston's Instagram page~
Teacher ~passes out~

"Wow! Who is that?"
"That's the new kid, Auston"
"He. Is. So. HOT!!!"

by Layla~Auston's girlfriend September 4, 2019

The Strait Edges of Alton,IL.

One who does not participate in smoking, drinking alcohol, sex outside of marrige or drug use; in extreme cases, one who does not comsume caffiene.

That kid is so strait edge that he's never even tasted candy

The Strait Edges of Alton,IL.

by the non-strait edges of alton September 19, 2009

autonomia

Italian word for autonomism, sometimes used in the English-speaking world because of the movement's emergence in Italy.

It is a collective noun referring to a social force or movement, rather than an ideological appelation.

The growth of autonomia was accompanied by increasingly severe attempts to suppress the movement.

by Andy April 21, 2004

autonaturally

Contraction of "automatic" and "naturally". Used to describe natural or habitual functions.

Salespeople autonaturally try to sell you on something, even when they are just calling for tech support!

by Earthmonkey January 5, 2007