asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

by bob December 19, 2002

asswipe

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Karl Rove, Condi Rice

These Asswipes should be tried for treason!

by ElSea April 23, 2006

asswipe stripe

The stripe (or strip) of hair growing from the bottom of the lip. The cultivated and extended soul patch or D-bag tag that grows down the chin and occasionally underneath it.

Dude, I hope that's food caught in that guy's asswipe stripe.

by General Burns December 9, 2008

Asswipe

A word used to describe someone, who could wipe asses as a job. They're an absolute nuisance to be around and constantly will annoy the crap out of you. The sight of this person will make you cringe and possibly make you want to kill yourself.

P1: "Dude he's such an asshole."
P2: "I think the word you're looking for is asswipe."

by agent.s October 27, 2015

Asswipe

Someone who is being a butthole and has a bad attitude

Hey Lisa you're an asswipe tonight

by Kk1464 November 27, 2017

asswipe

a total fucking moron, that is stupider then the day is long

ashanks is a asswipe

by nick125 February 17, 2005

asswipe johnson

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003