Assmask

When an individual's entire head is up their own ass, instead of just the top, which is commonly referred to as asshat.

Billy's math teacher was being an assmask, unlike his gym teacher, who was just an asshat

by Ralph Dingus July 24, 2011

Assmazing

Adjective

i). An entirely new level of amazing that causes the person to exclaim such degrees of amazement that they literally mash the keyboard and place extra letters within the word

ii). An amazing ass

OMG THAT'S ASSMAZING

by serious14 November 11, 2012

Assaad

1. Kind hearted and caring, selfless, a genuinely good person at his core.

2. The best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

3. One of the most attractive creatures to ever walk this earth.

4. Knowledgeable on an abundance of things, speciality is those that are science related, also has a very high level of knowledge on things relating to the automotive world.

5. Dangerously high levels of sex appeal at all times.

6. Is likely to have an extremely attractive and intelligent girlfriend, that supports, encourages and loves him always.

Please, this chocolate is for you. Your too kind, Assaad.

by SpenceElenorr August 20, 2013

ASSMALLOW

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.

Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!

by CAPS July 4, 2016

Assman

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

Asmaa

A stubborn fool. Who enjoys working in the kids section of H&M. And always giving away shifts.

I'm doing an Asmaa today. Who wants my 6-close

by Jheesuus October 23, 2017

Assmaid

The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.

"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"

by Johnner July 31, 2007