by PineappleJuice February 22, 2015
Get the Assume mug.a phrase that has absolutly no meaning and is really just our names backwards. Use it when very bored.
by Melissa and Sam November 11, 2004
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by Duggity July 17, 2016
Get the assim mug.The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".
Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
by BoredScientist November 8, 2013
Get the AssTime mug.Assieh is a Persian name, originating from the wife of the Pharoah of Egypt who educated Moses. She was considered one of the greatest beauties of her time.
by littlemisspersia November 28, 2011
Get the Assieh mug."You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."
"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"
You've gotta be assimistic, man."
"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"
by S. Jobs December 13, 2012
Get the Assimist mug.When an individual tends to take on a certain form,attribute or aspect of things very quickly and abruptly;when he/she might think one thing just because you might have said another thing about that subject
Gosh billy was such an assumer yesterday when I texted him,he wanted to go to the movies but I told him I wanted to go with Sandra instead because it would've been fun,then he thought I was saying he wasn't fun?! Like c'mon billy.
by Ya know it August 24, 2016
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