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assfaced

The act of sniping an opponent in the face while they are running toward you. They must be killed in one shot. Achieved most notably in the game of Halo 2.
Dude, I just assfaced this guy! I need more ammo!
by J_Cool November 15, 2006
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asstard

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!
by Allie December 29, 2003
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Assface

A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.
Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!
by hotchinadoll August 4, 2009
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back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.
That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.
by MrSmokey February 4, 2006
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assfrog

A male that gets carried away whilst indulging in anal sex.
i) Often witnessed on porn sets.
ii) Whilst performing, male will go apeshit and plunge into the unlubricated rectum of a female co-star without remorse.
iii) Behavior ends up causing off-centered penetration and blood loss of the receiving "victim".
Porn star 1: I hated that scene!
Porn star 2: Uhm....there's blood running down your leg sister....
Porn star 1: Yeah I know, that Dean is such a self centered assfrog...
by Bapao March 25, 2008
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Assary

A word that describes a situation or when a person or persons exemplifie the combination of stupidity, ignorance, immatuarity, and arrogance all at the same time and has truley convinced oneself that they are the victim(s)
Neal and Bob's behavior at work demonstrate udder and pure assary.
by team vagina April 20, 2010
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assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.
She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor
by yesme May 6, 2005
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