anal assasain

while having sex with a girl, you make her get in the doggy style position then when she's moaning stab your dick into her anus and fuck her until she comes.

man call me the anal assasain, because that girl won't be sitting down for a week and she never saw it coming!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

Asparagus

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"

by Yattasparagus28 September 14, 2003

anal assasin

a homosexual activity, one in which gay men take turns fucking eachother in the ass, using no lube, the first on to cum in the others ass wins, the loser must clean the shit off the winners dick by licking it clean

wow look at Grim and Trusdle those guys totally play anal assasin all night i mean look at they way they're walking and they both have shit breath

by Broyle5k March 16, 2008

Asposda

A combination of the words "Supposed" and "To".

(Ah-Spohs-Dah)

You were asposda take a left at Alberkerky.

You're asposda stop if you see a blind person holding their cane out to indicate they want to cross the road.

I was asposda make breakfast for my mother, but I didn't.

by Asposda June 17, 2012

Asassment

A love of setting cats on fire

Do you Asassment?

Yes I love the smell of Chinese in the morning.

by jim da fish December 9, 2013

Asparagpiss

The odor of urine after eating asparagus

The bathroom reeked of asparagpiss.

by Dadeez May 23, 2014

Asparadick

A piece of asparagus that is so large in size and girth it is comparable to the size of a dick.

Can you pick up some asparadick at the store for dinner?

This asparadick is very filling.

by Gorl13 July 12, 2018