alternatehistory.com is a website using forums to post alternate history, which also is known for having a moderator which locks people's forums post even if there new and are trying to make accurate alt-history.
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"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"
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"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."
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Someone who genuinely doesn't give two fucks what others think of them (they like to be different from the crowd)
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