He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021
Get the Alfredmug. Also know as Alfred Pennyworth or simply, Pennyworth. An old white man with a British accent. He is estimated to be worth a penny.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
Get the Alfredmug. by din pappa12435 November 8, 2018
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Get the Alfredmug. by Monique is gay September 4, 2020
Get the Alfredmug. The cutest boy in the entire world.Extremely sweet and stupid but romantic. I love it when he told me that he loves to listen to my babblings.And I like him so much.
I fell in love with Alfred Costa but I didn't confess to him.It's because its still not the right time and it is driving me crazy.I miss him every day and night.
by Somebody is waiting 😢❤ August 19, 2019
Get the Alfred Costamug. Alfred:
Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?
Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
Get the Alfredmug.