Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Nutty Alfredo Pasta

Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.

“Do you want any of my home-made Nutty Alfredo Pasta?”

by glenn quagmire_ June 3, 2025

Alfredo

Alfredo is a gay nigga that has 10 orgys with a prostitute and loves big black cock up his tiny butt

Damn is that Alfredo, you love cock!!!

by Ghost Ninja Ttv December 12, 2023

Alfredo

Coke

“Yeah Bob just went to get his Alfredo and so he can lock in”

by theawesomeone11 July 10, 2025

Alfredo Cockalini

A dick

Put your Alfredo Cockalini in her pasta bowl

by Rapidash95 October 10, 2015

Alfredo surprise

Alfredo Surprise: A culinary creation where a dollop of creamy Alfredo sauce is placed in the center of a pizza, beneath the layer of cheese, creating a hidden, rich, and flavorful surprise that is revealed once the pizza is sliced and served

After taking a bite of the pizza, I was pleasantly surprised by the creamy, hidden Alfredo sauce in the center—definitely an unexpected Alfredo surprise

by Two-tone Tony March 13, 2025

Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020