a label slapped onto people who know how to enjoy life and don't mind occasional bouts of blacking out, bedwetting, the clap and regrettable one-night stands, applied by people with sticks up there bums who have repressed every iota of pleasure and desire and are teetotalers for no other reason than they are TOO FUCKING SCARED that someone might find out how they're dying to fuck there sister.
ann called ginger an alcoholic after ginger ordered a second Absolut Hunk; meanwhile, ann sipped on her diet sprite and fantasized about piercing her clit.
by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003
Get the alcoholic mug.Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."
Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.
Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.
Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.
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Get the alcoholicky mug.A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.
by AlchlcSmnThrwr August 20, 2011
Get the Alcoholic Semen Thrower mug.A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
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Get the Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition mug.A person who is dependent on alcohol physicially or mentally. They can be anyone you know. Some hide their drinking from everyone, but others might show their lack of restraint in drinking in public. They also suffer sever liver, brain and esophageal damage from the accumulated years of drinking and abusing drugs.
Many of these alcoholic people also abuse their spouses, children physicially, emotionally and/or sexually, especially when they are drunk.
Many of these alcoholic people also abuse their spouses, children physicially, emotionally and/or sexually, especially when they are drunk.
Our alcoholic father was so drunk he was fucking our little sister and he didn't even remember doing it the morning after.
by Jigglypuff May 13, 2006
Get the alcoholic mug.LET ME EXPLAIN ALCHOLIC DEJATRI DREAMS- THESE DREAMS HAVE TO
HAPPEND WHEN ITS A POSSIBLITY FOR SOMEONE YOU'RE AROUND TOO BELIVE
THAT YOU WERE DRINKING,NOW THIS IS
THE SCENARIO YOU DO YOUR WHOLE DAY NORMAL AS YOU USUALY DO,BUT YOU DO HIGH.
NOW FOR INSTANCE WHEN YOU GO TOO SLEEP HIGH YOU SHOULD FEAL THAT YOU
ARE CLOTHED,NOT NAKED RIGHT THEN---NOW LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT
HAS MORE THAN ONE SCENARIO,YOU REMBER GOING TOO SLEEP IN THE BED
CLOTHED,BUT YOU WAKE UP ON THE FLOOR NAKED FOR SOME STRANGE
REASON,WHEN SOMEBODY THAT WAS AT THE SAME HOUSE;PLACE WHERE YOU WENT
TOO SLEEP AT TELLS YOU THEY SAW YOU BUT NAKED,YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TOO
REALIZE THAT THEY DIDINT WAKE YOU UP;BUT IF THEY WOKE YOU UP WHEN YOU
WAS NAKED,THIS WAS NOT AN
ALCHOLIC DAJATRI DREAM---- A-D-D'S ARE MORE COMMON IF THE PERSON
REALIZE THAT THEY'VE MASTURBATED,BEFORE THEY WENT TOO SLEEP,THIS MAY
BE A SCENARIO TOO SEE HOW GOOD THE HUMAN CAN REMBER, IF THEY FORGOT
TOO PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON....NOW IT MAY BE DEPENDING IF YOU ARE
FULLY NAKED WHEN YOU MASTURBATED,WITH THEY SHIRT ON MORE FOR
WOMEN,,YOU MAY COUD WAKE UP WITH YOUR TOP SHIRT ON,BUT THE REST OF
THE BODY NAKED,BUT ITS NOT JUST BOUT MASTURBATION...
SOMEBODY COULD SHOW YOU PICTURES,PICTURES YOU,SHOWING THAT YOU WAS
ACTUALLY ON A BED NAKED OR SOMETHING AS GENERAL....BE SMARTER STAY
REAL......
HAPPEND WHEN ITS A POSSIBLITY FOR SOMEONE YOU'RE AROUND TOO BELIVE
THAT YOU WERE DRINKING,NOW THIS IS
THE SCENARIO YOU DO YOUR WHOLE DAY NORMAL AS YOU USUALY DO,BUT YOU DO HIGH.
NOW FOR INSTANCE WHEN YOU GO TOO SLEEP HIGH YOU SHOULD FEAL THAT YOU
ARE CLOTHED,NOT NAKED RIGHT THEN---NOW LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT
HAS MORE THAN ONE SCENARIO,YOU REMBER GOING TOO SLEEP IN THE BED
CLOTHED,BUT YOU WAKE UP ON THE FLOOR NAKED FOR SOME STRANGE
REASON,WHEN SOMEBODY THAT WAS AT THE SAME HOUSE;PLACE WHERE YOU WENT
TOO SLEEP AT TELLS YOU THEY SAW YOU BUT NAKED,YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TOO
REALIZE THAT THEY DIDINT WAKE YOU UP;BUT IF THEY WOKE YOU UP WHEN YOU
WAS NAKED,THIS WAS NOT AN
ALCHOLIC DAJATRI DREAM---- A-D-D'S ARE MORE COMMON IF THE PERSON
REALIZE THAT THEY'VE MASTURBATED,BEFORE THEY WENT TOO SLEEP,THIS MAY
BE A SCENARIO TOO SEE HOW GOOD THE HUMAN CAN REMBER, IF THEY FORGOT
TOO PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON....NOW IT MAY BE DEPENDING IF YOU ARE
FULLY NAKED WHEN YOU MASTURBATED,WITH THEY SHIRT ON MORE FOR
WOMEN,,YOU MAY COUD WAKE UP WITH YOUR TOP SHIRT ON,BUT THE REST OF
THE BODY NAKED,BUT ITS NOT JUST BOUT MASTURBATION...
SOMEBODY COULD SHOW YOU PICTURES,PICTURES YOU,SHOWING THAT YOU WAS
ACTUALLY ON A BED NAKED OR SOMETHING AS GENERAL....BE SMARTER STAY
REAL......
by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009
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