Axe Africa

Any goddamn cologne that you can get from a Dollar General. Typically bought by 14 year old niglets named Jeremiah.

A type of smell created by the Axe company to single out black people for smelling like shit.
Axe Africa? Who the hell would wanna smell like Africa?!?!
by kercherger January 21, 2019
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Africa Ty

To become belligerently intoxicated with alcohol. Particularly when your girlfriend is in Africa for over 6 months. This situation occurs because there is no chance to engage in sexual intercourse and there is no girlfriend to prevent him from doing stupid activities. They include but are not limited to: mumbling, drunken wrestling, saying "put your beer down", making stupid bets with people, especially with Jono and gambling with beers on hockey games
As soon as she left for Africa he became Africa Ty.

As soon as he said, "put your beer down", I knew that Africa Ty had arrived.

When I saw him mumbling in the corner, I knew that Africa Ty had arrived.

When Hubbert broke down his door, Africa Ty mumbled, "How will I masturbate now that my door doesn't close."
by Jacobus V.G January 12, 2009
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a walking africa

describes a person who is whorish or has alot of stds and sex. Used as an insult toward sluts and whores.
Hailey: Omg did you hear! Nathan fucked Melissa at the football Game!!

Joelle: Ewww... god that guy is a walking africa.
by joey_elle December 24, 2007
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Essence of Africa

An African american who goes beyond the essence of society, and in general, acts like an uneducated, savage beast from his home land of Africa.
1: Dude, did you see that black guy?!
2: Yeh, he's the Essence of Africa.
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africa water

Water that is so dirty that it is impossible to see to the bottom of even a relatively small amount. Generally found in Africa. Also used to describe lower quality water.
Tyrone: Damnnn that's some Africa water bruh I ain't tryna drink that shit
Mdembevwe: I drink. Is watah from my home country. *sips* Ahhh tastes like Ebola
Tyrone: Dayummmmmnnnnnn
by Figgers Naggots December 2, 2019
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starving kids in Africa

Phrase used by Catholic priests or nuns to guilt parochial students into eating vegetables that are good for them or donating money to yet another Catholic charity.
Example 1:

Sr. Mary: Eat your brussels sprouts, Susie.

Susie: But, I don't like them, sister. They're yucky!

Sr. Mary: I can't believe you are wasting food. Why, there are starving kids in Africa who would give anything to have those brussel sprouts. So, you eat them, you hear? They're part of God's bountiful harvest.

Susie: (Looking guilty) Yes, sister.

Example 2:

Sr. Mary: (To class) As part of our Lenten service project, I am asking that each of you donate your lunch money today to the Feed the Children organization. In return, you will receive one cracker and a bowl of watered-down chicken broth for lunch - just like the starving kids in Africa eat every day.

Susie: (Looking longingly at her lunch money) Yes, sister.
by Loxi July 18, 2009
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A way to make people realize their situation is not as important as they think, or would like to think. Especially handy when dealing with math teachers.
Mrs Garrison: you haven't turned in your math homework!
Student: There are starving children in Africa!
Mrs Garrison: That is so true...wow, that really lets me see my life through another perspective. I give you an A!
Student: Thank you, starving children in Africa!
by Angelacia July 12, 2007
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