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surprise abortion

An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.
"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
by Zeldageek October 9, 2007
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adopted

What I am. Something that not only happens to a person but plays a major part in shaping who they are, what they do and how they treat others. It's no ones fault. Understand, Deal and Move On. You'll only burn if you can't get past it.
You're Adopted. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You still want me right?
Of course
by Maddy March 29, 2005
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adora

adora is a female character from she-ra. she often transforms into she-ra, and 8 foot tall warrior princess, and defeats evil bad guys. she is pretty. she is amazing. most of the characters in she-ra are lgbtq+. catra & adora = lesbian
sea hawk & glimmer = bi and more. catradora = <33
btw she’s my gf so u can’t have her
“hey, who is adora and WHY do you constantly talk about her?”

“well, adora is a character from she-ra and the princess of power. she is lovely and i will be very angry if you dislike her.”
by adoras gf May 17, 2021
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Adorability

Adorability:
It's something you have when you're absolutely adorable.
The ability to be adorable
No, it got so many likes because of your adorability
by PshhObvsNotZoe December 28, 2010
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Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.
Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.
by pseudoisopod April 17, 2010
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toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger
Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
by noodles the cat October 23, 2003
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Abortnite

When a father successfully beats the pregnancy out of a woman
My Wife stated that she was pregnant from the hardcore fucking I gave her, so I'm gonna give her a hardcore beat down in abortnite. That's what I call a Victory Royal
by ChingChongMudufuka October 13, 2018
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