The absolute MADLAD!

Some sort of person who does something crazy

*Luigi spams blue shells*
Mario: You actually won the race?! The absolute MADLAD!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 23, 2019

Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019

absolute g

Gangster

Look at him with the fur coat. He looks like an absolute G

by Nikki_N April 2, 2015

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

absolutively

certain

do you like girls ? absolutively !

by PompousDeviant December 5, 2011

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019