Absolute Territory

The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.

It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.

The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.

Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!

Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!

by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010

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Absolute legend

It means you are an epic being who needs to be alive

Oh my god you absolute legend

by Oscy0 September 12, 2020

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absolute shit

When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.

Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.

by TheWordMan November 30, 2013

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absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

by the original Apple December 27, 2019

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You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

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