face the axe

to confront a really uncomfortable, terrifying or dangerous situation.

i couldn't stand the guilt, so i decided to face the axe and confessed to the policeman.

by getjonas February 2, 2009

axe stain

The ability to wear so much axe, tag, or other fragrance that one's body is permanantly branded with the smell.

Mike: Dude, Dan's got an axe stain... He's always smells like that.
Sam: I know... At least he always smells good though...

by Mike C. B. April 10, 2008

drop an axe

The act of defecating.

I had to leave class early to run home and drop an axe.

by BM HAT January 22, 2010

got the ax

to be expelled from school. kicked out, etc.

"The gave me frequent warning to start applying myself-- especially around midterms, when my parents came up for a conference with old Thurmer-- but i didn't do it. So i got the ax" (salinger 4)

by pbbt October 9, 2007

Lesbian Axe

Banjo; stringed instrument originating from the Isle of Lesbos.

Steve Martin was blowin' up the folk festival with his Lesbian Axe.

No shit, your sister in law was riveted.

Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.

by Mr. Bodangles June 16, 2013

Axe Gang

A semi-fictional criminal organization that has appeared in a few martial arts films. There was a real Axe Gang in Shanghai between the 1920's and 1940's. The Axe Gang deals with bribery, extortion, trafficking, casino, racketeering, smuggling, bootleg, prostitution, gambling, and piracy. The Axe Gang has control over the city of Shanghai and carry axes wherever they go. The are usually dressed in all black suits, vests, shoes, ties and some members even wear top hats. The Axe Gang is run in a way very similar to the Italian Mafia, Japanese Yakuza, and the Chinese Triads (Chinese Underground/Secret Society). These men are armed at all times and extremely dangerous. Gangs that are very similar to the Axe Gang have been appearing in Taiwan, Japan, South Korea, Vietnam, and Singapore.

Person 1: Hey loser, do you know you look like a total idiot in that top hat?

Axe Gang Member: Do you know what an axe looks like when it's chucked in your skull?

Person 1: In a matter of fact, I think that hat is pretty cool now. I want one too...

by DjAsianTech November 6, 2010

axe rape

When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.

Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!

Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.

by spex554 July 21, 2009