ASMR

The abbreviation for "Allan Saint Maximin Response".

It's the tingly feeling a person gets (typically in their groin) whenever they see video footage of Allan Saint Maximin playing for Newcastle Utd FC.

I've been watching ASMR videos for the last hour and now I've run out of clean underwear so I guess I'll be going commando for the rest of the day!

by Johnhausen February 9, 2022

Mommy ASMR

An audio performed by a woman with a soft and comforting voice, some might say a “mommy voice,” to make you feel comforted, wanted, and less lonely.

Yeah bro, I listen to mommy ASMR to fall asleep.

by Fatter Than Fat May 17, 2025

yoda ASMR

the kinkiest thing sinds Pornelius Hubert very sexy

Me:Dude you listened to that yoda ASMR
Peter griffin: Hamburger

by RealSexgod October 1, 2019

Kozy K asmr

Kozy K is a popular asmrtist who does very interesting and a few creepy asmr role plays. Her real name is kalani and she is very humorous. She is very pretty and has wavy/curly dirty blonde hair.

Kozy K asmr is my favorite asmrtist!

by FAIRY_BERRY August 13, 2023

Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR

Don't knock it till you try it.

Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW

by I LOVE FRYINGPANS February 18, 2024

Batala's ASMR

an ASMR creator on YouTube with 937k subscribers as of now. Batala's videos can put you to sleep, soothe you, and even make you laugh. Batala talks WAYYY too much, but she's an angel when it comes to sleep and relaxation.

*SIDE NOTE: Batala is trying to get to 1 million subscribers on YouTube, help her out and subscribe!*

Friend 1: I had such a bad day today, I need some ASMR.
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!

by just another tiktaker January 12, 2024

asmr

stuff that makes you feel like youve just had cocaine, but better

asmr is fucking amazing

by ahumanxd July 1, 2021