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grocer's apostrophe

A punctuation mark used to create a plural by grocers on blackboards, despite being unnecessary for the rest of the population.
Apple's 70p per pound

Special offer on raspberrie's and and banana's

The grocer's apostrophe can be also be used in other situation's by tho'se who don't know any better
by da grammar police June 4, 2010
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Apolitical

A healthy individual who values his/hers sanity.
Political Virgin: oMg LefTisTs RuInEd My MorNing!!
Apolitical Chad: How about you get 'right' out and get some bitches?
by idk6000 June 13, 2022
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alien apostrophe

the use of an apostrophe in the naming of aliens in science fiction. Extremely prevalent in turning a common name into an alien-esque name.
Author: "hmm. I need a name for this alien in my book"

Friend: "How about... Jon?"

Author: "No. I will use J'on!"

Friend: "Ah, the use of the alien apostrophe, like Kal'el, Jor'el, Teal'c, Bra'tac, D'on...
by srav May 3, 2009
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apocalypse

A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.
Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.
by 32121 July 21, 2016
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Apoblogy

Pathetic excuse for a public apology made by using one's blog. Exceedingly common with celebrities and useless bags of skin like Perez Hilton.
Apoblogies are often insincere and backhanded.
-"Did you see what Kanye West did at the VMA's to Taylor Swift?"
-"Sure, but at least he issued that heartfelt apoblogy after...that really helped make him seem like less of a complete tool."
by Perfidious81 September 14, 2009
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Anal Apocalypse

An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
by EricRand17 October 21, 2013
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Apokalypsos

A derogatory version of the Greek word "apocalypsis". Defines the aftermath of a massive cleansing or holocaust of the human race.
"Once oceans flooded, diseases spread and bombs fell... the world descended into the Apokalypsos"
by Sigoya February 17, 2008
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