lesson amnesia

The act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.

Deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. Damn that lesson amnesia.

by Lolita0891 January 8, 2014

fart amnesty

A zone where farting is permitted without comment or criticism. Usually decided with the significant other, and often the fart amnesty zone is the bed.

- Yesterday, Katy and I decided that the bed was a fart amnesty zone. Boy I thought I would be the one abusing it ...

by JeanTheBean April 25, 2014

Fart Amnesia

The act in which someone farts and then proceeds to forget they farted.

"Dude what is the terrible smell, did you fart?"
"Nah dude that wasn't me, you must have fart amnesia."

by AK Minder June 6, 2015

Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

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Type of disease that has Covid-19, coronary artery disease, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and Bubonic Plague
Nenapicopic for short
The Most Deadliest ever

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by OtherTimeOver June 3, 2020

Weather induced amnesia

When people who live in the Midwest forget how to drive when it snows.

There is a 20 car pile up on 55 thanks to weather induced amnesia.

by Tankt73 December 11, 2019