Alonzo

A clown ass nigga who simps over e girls. Also is a very big mad ants supporter. Alonzo has no chin, and has pubes on his hair.

Alonzo: Fawn is my bitch an yall can't bag her losers.
Angel: I thought you was my mine.
Alonzo: Sorry but i must take Fawn to the mad ants game.
Typical Viewer: Go play some marvins room by drake you fucking clown ass simp

by AtticIsMyCity April 12, 2019

alfonso

a terrible, annoying person that has no heart and no feelings. don’t trust him what so ever.

this alfonso guy is so rude

by sidneey April 27, 2019

alondo

noun•
tall cute gay boy, cocky, and thinks he is the shit

You should be like Alondo

by Dee Maycashh September 23, 2016

alonsa

a girl who is probably gay and very antisocial,extremely pretty and can kick your ass anytime

Wow,she just punched that guy she is such an Alonsa

by neerdork June 19, 2017

Alfonso

He is a tall, dark skinned chad who's so buff that his dick has a six pack on it. He is aware of what type of effect he puts unto girls. With his responsibility and humility, he stays single to save women

Women: what are your preferences in girls?
Alfonso: men

by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021

Alonzo Gonzalez

A young boy who lives in southern california. 16 years of age. Puerto rican, and a fuckin pimp.

See Nicole Cekov shes a hottie.

Damn Alonzo your a striaght thug.

by Puerto Rican Thug November 12, 2003

alfonso

alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry

alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man

by oh ut also is normal December 13, 2018