Alfredo

A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.

He can get all of the women, yet none of them.

He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.

He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.

If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.

Hold the Alfredo sauce

by Teampanties September 20, 2020

Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020

Alfredo 2.0

When some dumbass try's to copy you

Man why do these kids keep acting like Alfredo 2.0s

by Shupy January 4, 2017

Baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with alfredo noodles in her mouth and the man provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter

We were having chicken alfredo for dinner and I turned it into baby alfredo!!

by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017

Alfredo Ricky

Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky

Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!

AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh

by Ddoschaos November 23, 2021

Alfredo

Probably the name of someone with zero fucking iq. He lowkey chill but he kinda zesty tho. He either fat asf or skinny no in-between

"Yo yall see alfredo?"

"Yeah man, he kinda zesty"

by Urbansnurban January 1, 2024

Alfredo

He most likely gets high has sold drugs before or is doing so barely does school work is Mexican gets faded everyday at school gets in trouble but not alot would do almost everything for everyone the nicest person you can meet can be silent and loud depends who he's with if you dont like him or dont fuck with him he wont fuck with u either most likely listens to trap music and always tries to better himself from da outside has hella stories to tell is mad interesting he aint afraid to fight someone if he haves to but doesn't really like to a hustler loyal ass fuck is down to take different drugs he can be fake to certain people he doesn't like if he aint in a gang he wont act gangster has anxiety when he’s with nobody he knows he’s more active and more social with people he knows he would make bad decisions it will take him a while to learn some days he’s chill some days he doesn’t give a fuck about what he does fucks with carti and travis and has taste on almost every genre he fucks with underground artist he can switch up his style and tries to be different he most likely has alot of friends he isn’t afraid bout putting something ong hes good looking hes sleek hes slick with things he does.

Dats my boy Alfredo

by Ofayerc November 19, 2023