The Alamo

A camping spot on the map town in Black Ops 2 Zombies. It is where the box usually appears and it has a fenced in area. Zombies can only come in by one side

"Guys lets go to the Alamo after I pack a punch my HAMR!" said Bob
"Sure I'll save a crawler for you" said Jim

by FatManNamedBonjo May 14, 2015

Western Alamance High school

Western alamance is a dumb redneck school with rich rednecks and poor rednecks and a population of 2 mexicans and 3 black people. people at western alamance have small boobs and tiny dicks. western girls are sluts

western alamance high school is a hoe school.

by Julius Ceasar1111 October 2, 2011

alamort

Confounded, struck dumb, unable to say or do anything

I was alamort when de booley dog pinched me.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Alamogordo

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.

I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.

by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

Alamanated

-verb, to be screwed by The Alamanator

I was married to The Alamanator for 9 months and have obviously been Alamanated because she got me knocked up with triplets...

by IAmUrStalker December 3, 2010

Alamachtelfing

Something you say when you're trying to not make any sense.
You can also use this to confuse the person youre speaking to.

This can be upgraded by waiting for the other person to say "What?", and then responding with "Huuh?".

David: "Hey Hank, what are you doing?"

Hank: "Hey dave, im just alamachtelfing"
David: "What?"
Hank: "Huhh?"

by YeSKRT March 14, 2018

Alamony

Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.

For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018