Oh, actually i can’t

Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“

You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?

person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t

by That person there June 29, 2018

WoW, actually...

When playing an MMORPG and players try to explain a concept that you're very familiar with in general chat when you didn't ask. Usually the "advice" is unrelated to the question, if any, that you asked.

Druid: Hey, is anyone an Engineer? I need an item and I don't really want to waste time running back to town.

Mage: There's an Auction house in Orgrimmar, why don't you just buy the item there?

Druid: But the whole point is that I don't want to run back and waste time.

Mage: You should set your hearthstone for Thunder Bluff, it has all the same stuff as Orgrimmar and it's centrally located on the continent. You can easily get anywhere and it's cheap to fly to other capitals.
Druid: Are you an engineer or not?
Mage: No, I'm a Tailor/Enchanter
Druid: Oh FFS... did you just WoW, actually... me?

by Century Phrygian September 4, 2019

well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know...

when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.

If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:

"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"

You answer:

"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."

by Rhys November 12, 2004

lmao they actually made it into a real thing

LMAO true

lmao they actually made it into a real thing succc

by madafakinpussydestroyer February 21, 2018

love actually

The movie that inspired Cole Hutto to run back to North Carolina and finished unfinished business.

It's a movie, obv.

by Cds January 17, 2004

Love Actually

1. A Hugh Grant movie
2. A comedy/romance
3. A complete waste of your time
4. One of the most lamest and cheesiest movies I have ever saw

"Love Actually" made me want to vomit actually.

by DayShine April 26, 2005

Love actually

If you've ever fallen madly, passionately, head over heels in love, then you know the frustratingly crazy and wonderful traits that go along with the condition: sweaty palms, heart palpitations, tongue tied, can't think straight, and butterflies in the stomach whenever the object of your affection is around.

All you can do is daydream about your love constantly and want to be with them. Euphoria. Non-stop, super human energy. Sleep? Who needs sleep?

According to research, those intense, in-love feelings are due to highly complex, pretty unromantic chemical, cognitive, and goal directed brain processes involving over 12 areas of the brain working together to produce the magic. Physically speaking, love happens in your brain, not your heart. According to the study "The Neuroimaging of Love," love activates the same brain regions that are involved when people use euphoria inducing drugs. In your brain, being in love is similar to a cocaine high.

Karen : what is love actually?
Ronald : it's your brain chemicals lieing to you!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019