Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.

Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?

by stoddcast January 22, 2020

Fig Newton

Someone who has hippie tendencies and beliefs. Often referred to as, granola, tree hugger, earth warrior, or all natural

That stanky hoe is so fig newton, she needs a bath.

by lilkitty_0201 February 7, 2020

dirty newton

A Kid who has a Massive Cock And is not gay

Dirty Newton is so hot.

by NxwBandz May 23, 2020

Cam Newton

The guy that would have taken most of the blame if he started and the Patriots were failing to win (not the owner or coach).

The owner and coach most likely got vaccinated for the same reason they got rid of Cam Newton, they don't want to look bad to the masses, right or wrong.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

Newton Balls

When you are at a sauna after working out and you are naked and start rocking hips side to side as to hit their balls together.

Guy 1: Dude I was at the gym and some guy was playing Newton Balls next to me.
Guy 2: Ewwww.

by noobslaya703 June 10, 2011

newton's grundle

A phenomena occurring during gay sex where the giving man's scrotum slaps the receiving man's scrotum, sending them forward to the grundle then back to hitting the giver's scrotum, which then swing backwards, and repeats.

This is derived from the desktop toy known as Newton's balls

Hannable was riding Adam so hard that the Newton's Grundle could be heard from outside the bathroom.

by horribleperson24601 April 15, 2014

Ruby Newton

A BIG HOTTIE WITH AN AMAZING SMILE! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN HIGHSCHOOL AND MAKES ALL THE GUYS DROOL! SHE EVEN MAKES STRAIGHT GIRLS GO GAY!

"OMG! I WAS STRAIGHT UNTIL I SAW RUBY NEWTON!"
"ARa~ ArA~ RUBY NEWTON"

by ARa~ ArA~ November 17, 2022