October 31

Hold Hands Day

Boy1: Ay bro what’s today?

Boy2: it’s October 31

Boy1: Perfect

by SkyPlayezzz October 30, 2019

October 31

ITS HALLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!! Go out and get free candy! Dress up if you want, but I’d you don’t want to you don’t have too! Just get off your ass for 2 hours and get some free candy cause it’s fucking Halloween! And you get to dress Kline a hooker for a whole day!

Dumbfuck : it’s October 31st, you know what that means

Dumbwhore : it’s Halloween bitches, we can dress like slut for the day! Hell yeah!

by TulipTea October 28, 2019

February 31

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end

by xiangling November 3, 2021

October 31

National fat ass day. FUCK HALLOWEEN WE ARE DOING NATIONAL FAT ASS DAY!! On October 31 all the fat/thick people come together and eat all the junk food they can find. NO SKINNY PEOPLE ALLOWED. BYOF BRING YOUR OWN FOOD
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BED WE HAVING A SLEEP OVER! STN SPREAD THE NEWS. If you really want a skinny person it will cost them 10$! (All thick celebrity’s through the back door)

Friend: Are you excited for Fat ass day on October 31!”

Skinny person: Yea but I have to bring 10 bucks ☹️

by Bella Martell/ Denbrough October 28, 2019

October 31

Get candy from your crush day.

Girl: Are you going to give candy to me?
Boy: What? Why?
Girl: Because its October 31 national get candy from your crush day
Boy: *in shock*

by Til Tok Tehe October 29, 2019

July 31

July 31 is the national day to cook craft Mac & cheese. Enjoy it, even if you don’t like it maybe just give it one try for one day.. July 31

Mom: Ronald why are you cooking craft Mac & cheese, you hate it!?

Ronald: mom did you not hear, it’s national craft Mac & cheese day! July 31!!!!

by skskxcl March 19, 2021

July 31

Get a new girlfriend who love you and doesn’t treat you like trash 💕

On July 31 you will have new love

by Jully31 October 15, 2019