January 1st

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.

I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!

by ae123456 January 1, 2010

May 1st

Hooray hooray its the first of May outside Fucking begins today!!!!

to find a place to fuck in the great outdoors starting May 1st

by uknowitsmela April 30, 2010

1st february

the day the most perfect human was born. harry edward styles birthday. everyone wish him happy birthday

“harry styles was born on 1st february “
“yes, listen to lights up!”

by emilyisamazing November 2, 2019

October 1st

The 1st of October and only the bets people are born on this day.

Also know as start of spooky season!
#libra #Halloween #spookyseason

"it's October 1st today"

"hey guys you know it's October 1st"

by Strawberry Feather October 23, 2019

november 1st

the day where a bunch of annoying white bitches start playing christmas music

november 1st is lowkey the worst day of november

by maddymae11 October 17, 2019

december 1st

it’s christmas season bitches
get ur candy canes and cookie cutters out

time to start hoe hoe hoeing around

december 1st is when christmas season starts B)

by 🐽🤠😎 October 16, 2019

August 1st

National Hit it and Quit it day

Wanna hang out August 1st then never see each other again

by Mei the smexy 1 June 19, 2020