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After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."
"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"
by Joebama Biden June 26, 2021
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After Darker

An after darker is someone who only listens or knows the song "After Dark" by Mr.Kitty, and or only cares about "After Dark" and doesn't check out his other songs. Actual fans of Mr.Kitty who like After Dark are NOT after darkers.

(originally coined by me in 2020)
Person 1: "Are you a Mr.Kitty fan?"
Person 2: "Yeah! My favorite song is After Dark!"
Person 1: "..Do you know any of his other songs?"
Person 2: "No, I don't."
Person 1: "Bro, you're an after darker. You're not a real fan."
by spiritwolf98 August 7, 2023
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after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.
The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.
by pupukachu March 10, 2010
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After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
by J.Tugs July 9, 2011
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after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.
Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!
by me5555 October 20, 2011
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After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019
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after hours

period of time, usually after 2:00am (see last call) (depending on alcohol regulations), where drinking has stopped at a club or bar and people continue to populate the establishment. Its at this time that most patrons leave. Some bars/clubs offer non-alcoholic alternatives to keep underage patrons spending money.
"None of us were really tired so we decided to stay for after hours."

"It was after hours so all I could order was this soda."
by E.T.H. December 22, 2006
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