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keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.
"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"
by Will_Z September 19, 2005
mugGet the keyboard crunchiesmug.

earthy-crunchy

"she's such a hippie" "Yeah, I guess she's kinda earthy-crunchy"
by givingbackpeace April 22, 2009
mugGet the earthy-crunchymug.

Crunchy Groove

A super-sweet dig. Otherwise known as a infectious and rockin tune. A song that can be enjoyed by all hippy-liberal douches.
"I can't wait to see the look on those eikman's faces when they hear this Crunchy Groove ...oh my god, this song is soooo crunchy."
by Divad Remier March 6, 2008
mugGet the Crunchy Groovemug.

Crunchy vocals

A voice that's raspy but also sweet.
Go Won's crunchy vocals (LOONA)
by orbitfighting October 26, 2020
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Crunchy towel

A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.
Baby, hurry up and grab crunchy towel! It's already coming out!
by ChodeNinja January 26, 2018
mugGet the Crunchy towelmug.

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.
"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
mugGet the crunchy moneymug.

sharp and crunchy

"don't talk to her today, she is sharp and crunchy"
by Maren Elizabeth February 22, 2008
mugGet the sharp and crunchymug.

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