ass monkey

One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.

In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
Man, that guy can sure lift those boxes. Too bad he's an ass monkey when it comes to computers.
by Squints August 9, 2004
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

Cancerous Ass Carnage

the act of smearing your bloody dick on a rectal tumor
Uncle Greer- dude i was just diagnosed with a malignant tumor
Blake- where is it?
Uncle Greer- on my ass
Blake- can i fuck it?
Uncle Greer- sure! i love cancerous ass carnage
by jlaw23s June 20, 2009
mugGet the Cancerous Ass Carnagemug.

birth-control ass

When a woman takes hormone altering pill like birth control pill, she is very liable to have her fat stored in one place on her body more so than others. In this case her ass. This is far more than mere "junk in the trunk"
you uses this term when her ass is grossly unproportioned to her body.
Shes only taller than me when we are sittign down because of her birth-control ass
by Ghanandanourf September 7, 2005
mugGet the birth-control assmug.

Fake ass bitch

A girl who thinks everyone likes them but really no one can stand her because everyone knows how she really is. Calls everyone else fake but she is the epitome of fake. Can't even be around her for 5 minutes with out her talking shit on someone she is "close" too. Lies and over exaggerates things constantly to try to win arguments and make you feel stupid. Acts like your best friend to your face, acts like she cares about you but turns around and stabs you right in the back the first chance she gets. The type of bitch that will act like she's listening to you but will really be paying no attention to you at all because she's too conceited to give a shit about anyone but herself. A girl who will use you and suck you dry but won't ever help you out. The one you tell shit that you want everyone to know, 0 trust. The girl that will never have a true friend because she's a straight miserable bitch who likes to make everyone feel the same way she does.
"Dude, don't tell her anything you don't want people to know. She's a fake ass bitch who will run her mouth the first chance she gets!"
by RealEyezzz January 3, 2017
mugGet the Fake ass bitchmug.

vtec yo ass

Words used by owners of Honda's with the variable valve timing system (vtec) to imtimidate there oponents, it is a battle cry, and a catchy saying.

*Also known as vtec y0 ass, and vtec y0 a$$*
my vtir prelude will vtec yo ass nissan boy!
by Mitchell August 28, 2004
mugGet the vtec yo assmug.

Thirsty Ass Nigga

A nigga who picks up phones faster than everyone in a sales office. He is always the first one there and the last one to leave. He shares none of his leads. Talks to every cute girl he sees but none of them respond. Most importantly he always responds to other people ass thirsty ass niggas.
Patrick your always picking up that phones all quck you thirsty ass nigga, I should probably bring you in a 3 gallon of a bottle of water tomorrow. Damn....thirsty ass nigga.
by NSS-Satellite May 28, 2010
mugGet the Thirsty Ass Niggamug.

cold ass shit

Something really, really bad. Undesirable, unless you are the one uttering the phrase. Used when some wrong has been done unto you.
"man das sum cold ass shit, nigga"
by Marki G May 19, 2005
mugGet the cold ass shitmug.

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