fo shizzle my nizzle

For sure my nigga...
Should only be used by NOBODY.

Whitey 1:Are you going to shut the fuck up tonight?
Whitey 2: Fo' shizzle my nizzle
ME and my sword: DIE YOU FUCKING MORON

Blackey 1:Ya gonna B gettin wit dat ho dis night mah also ignorant N dupid nigga?
Blackey 2:Fo' shizzle mah... <abrupt stop because my sword just lobbed his head off>

Me: Please Suge kill yourself
Suge: aight foo I done already been trien to do dat fo ya see I is in da hood an I's dun no how ta do tings right, werd.

by Nataservant June 30, 2004

stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

power lunch on my _________

the insult YOU create!!

this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

chokin' on my chips

chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.

"I've had enough, i don't need you chokin' on my chips all day, woman."

by daksrevolution May 16, 2007

pimp my body

using cyborg part like an exoskeleton as an external anatomical feature to supports and protects a human body so that you can be like the cool aid man and break through walls, well just another way to be lazy and still do cool stuff

I wish someone would pimp my body so I could become like hulk but with without all the muscle shit and still be emo like.

by yannick_dark December 27, 2007

ride my wasian

A phrase used when someone suggests something crazy, meaning "yeah right". It can also be used when someone asks you to do something which you don't want to do. (The use of the word Wasian is from the name given to someone that is half white and half asian.)

Person 1: Dude I just got an A+ on my test.
Person 2: Ride my Wasian

Person 1: Pass me the salsa.
Person 2: Ride my Wasian

by wazngangster September 25, 2008