A guy or girl the like, that is 'on top of thangs'. Essentially, responsible for his/her doings, and not settling for the subpar.
by Ivan Alfaro October 22, 2006

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!
wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT
reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!
(just blame the kids)
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT
reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!
(just blame the kids)
by chocolate ass lip man November 26, 2010

by Becky Clark June 11, 2008

One who has the double misfortune of having been labeled an 'ass' and someone who sucks butts. Many times one who is a superlative wordbrownoser.
by Autodafey November 5, 2003

by steezting May 18, 2006

1. Someone with no sense of humor
2. Someone that is unwilling to bend the rules to have fun
3. Someone who is basic
Same as a 'stiff' or a 'square'
2. Someone that is unwilling to bend the rules to have fun
3. Someone who is basic
Same as a 'stiff' or a 'square'
by baebby July 8, 2017

To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008
