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A word that means both your and you're.
Bob: Your'e mom gay lmao.
Sally: No, your'e gay.
your'e by sp568 July 10, 2018

Your Mom 

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
Your Mom by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

your dick is my dick 

A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors
Dude, I finally slept with Jessica.

Aw, man that’s great. Your dick is my dick bro.

Your Fit Gran 

She is a fit old woman with saggy tits and ass
Your Fit Gran by fithonker November 17, 2018

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.
Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

your face is cancer 

An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.
Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!

Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*
your face is cancer by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018