tmh-this may hurt

One of the most god damn funniest sites I've ever god damn seen..god damnit..

This May Hurt is a funny site.Check it out!*winks and puts a thumbs up*

by anal douche September 14, 2003

TMTY

Tell Me Tell You
-Tell Me Tell You is a band

I Love TMTY's Music!

by Chickagurl357 March 29, 2008

tmp;dr

Too Many Pages; Didn't read

Acronym used by a person when they are lazy or find it annoying to read an entire article, forum thread, or web page formatted in multiple pages.

Jane: Did you check out that link to that article I sent you?
John: tmp;dr
John: I wish they just put it in one page instead of stretching it a paragraph per page.

by ni0s October 18, 2008

tactical TMI

TMI(too much information) statement that causes extreme discomfort to all hearers.
can be related to a tactical nuke of unwanted information

"JESUS CHRIST your like a goddamn predator drone. you wait for dora to set you up, and then you come in out of nowhere drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head"
faye

number 1672: Unmanned Aerial Marten
questionable content

by QCfan May 27, 2010

TMJ

A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!

by bojzzle April 1, 2009

Tmz

Tomorrow; used in txting

C u tmz m8 down at the bus park.

by piwi March 28, 2005

tmw

Short for "Text Me When". Something rushing teens say when they want someone text them at a certain time or place.

Teen 1: Hey girl!
Teen 2: Hey girrrrlllll! You coming to the party?? Jake will be there. I heard he wants to see you ;)
Teen 1: You know it!! ;)
Teen 2: Okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;D

by dictionariorrrr April 20, 2013