cheese & rice

Christian substitute for saying "Jesus Christ" in vain.

Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle...

BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese & rice! Dog bandit! Stupid fricken bike!

by Bobby Brady July 8, 2006

slut cheese

the crusty shit sluts have in and around their pussy

i was eatn this chick out, fuck it was nasty, bitch was filled with slut cheese...

by spent April 24, 2008

pecker cheese

when a uncircumcised male hasn't washed his penis head off in a while. It then becomes crusty like old cheese.

You need to clean up before i give you head, I don't eat no pecker cheese.

by Derrick for real May 13, 2005

Wang Cheese

Bodily extractions from the male body.

taste my wang cheese, bitch

by Billie Poncho September 27, 2005

Grill Cheese

When you bake the bread from your girlfriends yeast infection and get cheese from your dick cheese. Afterwards grill it with butter for 10 minutes

Me and my girlfriend finally made grill cheese yesterday

by DaChef69 March 8, 2019

lip cheese

Lip cheese is the white crusty, goo-like stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth when you sleep/ and or talk alot. When people see you have lip cheese it is a major turn off, it probably makes them want to throw up all over everywhere. Its best to frequently check the corners of your mouth for lip cheese.

Dude, that chick i made put with last night had a massive amount of lip cheese, it tasted like garbage!

by Ptatters August 14, 2009

cream cheese

The solution to all computer related problems. All computers are terrified of cream cheese, particularly of having it smothered over their hard drive or around the keyboard. Faced with any problem, the wise computer user will simply reach for their handy container of cream cheese and hold it infront of the screen (where the computer can see it) in a threatening gesture. Terrified, the disobedient computer will quickly cut the crap and start working properly again.

Mischevious Computer: " Error 508D80AN937; the program has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down." (Translation: Fuck off human, no mere mortal can control me! Muahahaha)

Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"

Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat

Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand

*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly

by Matt89 April 30, 2008