gertrude test

Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?

Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?

by Gal Friday January 11, 2014

69 test

The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.

Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.

by NotAnImposter February 18, 2014

mind test

It usually occurs when you are trying to expose someone's inability to perform a certain action because you are already aware that he/she can't get it right.

You are giving a mind test when you give a flimsy excuse and ask someone that has never driven a car to take your car key and drive you back home.You have already known the answer before asking that person to drive you home.

by Zezino March 2, 2014

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015

collison test

The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force

If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.

by Dyl Tommy December 10, 2015

awkward test

We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend

Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5

by Austincmahone1 December 12, 2015

nervous test

When your partner (Male or Female) Slowly moves there finger or hand towards your dick or pussy while simultaneously saying "Are you nervous?".

GirlFriend:"Hey babe?"
Boyfriend:"Yes?"
Girlfriend:"Are you nervous?(lowly moves hand towards dick)"
Boyfriend:"No buy why are you doing this? I like it but why?"
Girlfriend:"Just awnser the question(moves hand closer)Are you nervous?"
Eventually she grabs it then the winner gets a kiss so its a win-win situation
Girlfriend:"Congrats you just did the Nervous Test"

by MysteryMTG March 29, 2016