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llama spit

when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.
Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?
by Jeff Dell'Orfano August 7, 2007
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Dry Spit

Courtship disguised as comradery, indirectly running game.
When I told her that her boyfriend does not treat her right she fell for my dry spit and I fucked her a week later.

game spit game run game
by Sweasy,Gass,Lane Lane October 25, 2013
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Clit Spit

-noun (n. klit- spĭt)

The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.

The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laid anyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.

The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toy strapped to a jackhammer.


Clit Spitting
-verb

The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.
Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"
Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"
Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."
Dude 2: "Curse you media....."

Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."
Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."

Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.
by OG: Original Gheyboy January 17, 2009
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Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.
Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did
by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009
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Spitty Spit

Spitty Spit is the water mouth, or the loose salvia you get when you have drank too much, in too short a period of time.
Yo I kicked those Keystones too quick I got a mad case of the Spitty Spits!
by Roys-First-Boy December 12, 2010
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Ladybit spit

It's where you see some one totally hot like the 'diet coke guy' and your ladybit lets out a tiny wee bit dribble.
'He looked so hot he made my ladybit spit'
by Rachel e Henderson August 22, 2011
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Toothpaste Spit

When you have to talk, further expelling the frothy-green and white toothpaste/saliva mixture. This is one of the few unique phrases that can only be uttered in the presence of another human, while brushing your teeth.
Haha! I just choked on my toothpaste spit from laughing at this!
by laugherlots December 8, 2013
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