Sponge

Nautical Terminology: When faeces can be mistaken for something else especially when floating in the ocean.
faeces,turd,shit,poo,crap,sh*t,dookie

When I picked up the sponge and held it in my hand there was no mistaking what it was!

Look son,let me pick up this wonderful marvel known as a sea sponge...oh my god I picked up dookie!

by roguetrader December 23, 2004

sconge

Some unidentifiable substance. Usually unpleasant, sticky and hard to remove

After we scraped all of the sconge out of the engine bay, we pressure washed it.

by Andrukas July 6, 2003

spongebob squarepants

Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

by BWheezy January 11, 2009

Da Love Sponge

When one male seeks one female in intercorse, and the only thing stopping him is DRYNESS.....simply grab a luv sponge and have a "slippery when wet" of a time

Slip N' Slide

by Brittney May 16, 2004

spongebob gay

to be as gay as spongebob.

Mac "hey bob" smacks bobs butt
Bob "get away from me, that was spongebob gay!!"

by thatoneguy? July 14, 2011

spongebob

To binge drink. Popularized slang originating in Charleston South Carolina.

we goin to the club and we gonna spongebob.

what?

Spongebob. Soak up all the liquids.

by SouthernPlaylisticD December 17, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.

Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012