Simp 

Jack Hollingworth

Oh look there is Jack Hollingworth simping again to Charlotte Mackay

Simp by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020

Simp 

Someone who puts women in front of their own needs in order to secure the bag (pussy), however is rarely successful in their exploit.

“Freya told me not to go to the festival”
“Ben, you’re being a simp”

Simp by anti-vaxxerrrrrrrr March 13, 2020

Simp 

A simpsons fan.

After having watched the Simpsons, I really feel like a big simp.

Simp by jeffgokdbum March 13, 2020

simp 

a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.

a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.

b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.

c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead

simp by snow_white07 March 13, 2020

Simp 

Kelvin Rivera “I started Drinking because of you Karina.”

Kelvin why you Simpin?

Simp by Child Support Checks March 13, 2020

simp 

Squirrels in my pants

Aw man he's such a simp
S to the I to the M to the P

simp by God's ambassador in knowledge March 14, 2020

Simp 

A straight up nerd who always be chatting with the girls trying to get their puss puss but never does, also he doesn’t know that everyone in his friend group hates him. Commonly associated with the name James or Jimmy

Bryan: Ayy James is such a Simp
Tyrone: Yea I know fuckin hate that bitch

Simp by Ronnie69429 March 14, 2020