procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.

He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating

by Redbeauty November 9, 2013

Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

by TChao November 12, 2013

procrastieat

(verb) When a person eats large amounts of food as a means of procrastination.

It may even get to the point where they are eating things they don't really like, just to avoid the thing they should be doing.

"I just finished an entire packet of biscuits in an hour and a half. Man, I must be procrastieating too hard."

"I finally realised I should do some work when I began to procrastieat things I didn't like."

by NotThatHunter December 11, 2013

procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.

Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.

by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014

procrasturbate

When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.

#1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.

#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!

by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014

procrastinman

A recently discovered, but ubiquitous sub species of homo sapiens responsible for many setbacks in human evolution, such as failure to clean toilets, cook healthy, tasty meals for his family. Need I add more examples?

Procrastinman leaves dirty laundry on floor next to washing machine

by LongSufferingWife April 28, 2014

procrastivaping

Procrastinating while vaping on your electronic cigarette. (e-cig).

I was late to work today because I was procrastivaping at home.

by Sir Unkle Fun April 29, 2014