pimp scholar

When you don't trust niggas, and when you don't trust bitches; and you know how these hoes act, therefore. You a pimp scholar.

You are knowledgeable about the behavior of a hoe, regarding both male and females that act like they are ... Well, hoes. Entailing whiny, cowardly, sneaky, two-faced, talking to the police and gumshoes type of attitudes.

"I don't trust niggas, I don't trust bitches, I know these hoes - LIKE A PIMP SCHOLAR
. It's M.O.B. until I drop, and these stupid thots don't get nada. Dick riders, they try to steal from me, they gonna feel the heat when this lead pops them. 12gauge - one headshot, blow his ass open like a pinata. I'm like Percy Miller - I been bout it. Come find yo ass like Bin Laden - and I'll kill a clown over my guala don't give a fuck if it was a damn dollar." - Montana of 300 - Chiraq <- the song.

by 1uccky January 11, 2021

pimp hitler

Hitler as a playa playa pimp

Me: Bro that's pimp hitler
Bro: No way bro!!!
Me: How many hoes you have PimpHitler
Pimp Hilter: Too many I have 383383748 jews in my basement

Me: Whoa your a OG pimp

by That funny nigga February 20, 2021

UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.

Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.

by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021

Pimp job

A set of useless activities given by someone in authority to show they’re in charge and you’re not.

Man, dealin’ with a parole officer ain’t nothin’ but a pimp job.

by BussinBabe April 27, 2021

neutral pimp

A type of pimp that only takes 20% of what his hoes are earning and doesn't abuse his hoes AS much as a normal Pimp.

"Josh over there, he's a neutral pimp, hus hoes getting more money than him."

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 24, 2023

Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.

He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

Pimp Daddy

A Nigger, thats a gangster with alot of bitches, he gets his drugs from tons of other niggers, all other niggers won't to be like him. He gets all his money from his hos and gives the money to other niggers for drugs. Also he has a pimp-mo-bill. 100% True.

Bitch wheres my money, so I can go get in my pimp-mo-bill and go gets some drugs from my niggers. Hurry up bitch my hos are waiting. Pimp Daddy out. Bitch Please. Get that money.

by Big Platuim Balls November 27, 2009